|Rockies vs Misty Mountains, Mt. Saint Helens vs Mt. Doom. What's the difference really.|
I will now briefly describe the epic journey we have planned.
-Start in the seventh circle of hell that is central Florida.
-Head north to Zombie country aka central Georgia.
-Pass through country music country, while listening to anything but.
-Strike west across the waste land from Mad Max that is South Dakota.
-Pass through Ranger Rick and Yogi Bear land
-Eat some potatoes in Idaho
-Decide that beelining it to Monterey is a bad idea and go Northwest, AWAY FROM OUR DESITINATION
-Spend some time in the dreary, rainy, Northwest. There is a reason grunge was born here...
-Turn south and pass through the Forest Moon of Endor
-Continue south over LAVA FIELDS
-Pass through wine country... even though we don't drink any
-FINALLY reach our destination in Monterey CA.
Why are we taking this roundabout way to get to our destination (other than pure insanity). Well we want to visit some distant relatives
|Family Reunion of the Strooband Clan|
|Biggest reason to go North|
|This means something|
|Enjoy the fresh air and the great American landscape kids.|
|ROLL 'EM UP!|
|Takes place someplace in South Dakota. The guy on the pole is Gabe.|
My name is Evan Valdyke
I seek the Holy Grail (NPS)
African or European